5 Signs YOU are actually Smaug

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If you have seen ‘The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug’  , most likely you thought it was an awesome movie.(and a big thumbs-up to you, you’re awesome!) But one thing that 99 out of 100 people found incredibly frustrating was the end.

Spoiler(?), well this shouldn’t be a spoiler because you should’ve seen the movie:
At the end of the movie, you see Smaug fly towards Esgaroth and you hate Smaug because you know he’s planning to destroy it. HOWEVER, today I came to the conclusion that you are actually Smaug. Here’s 4 reasons why

1. Only ‘certain’ things can wake you up

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2. You love money more than anything else.

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I mean, who need friend, right? RIGHT?!

3. You hate everyone.

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they are in every way inferior to you,

4. Bad. Morning. Breath.

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Ew.

5. You are immune to flirting. That’s probably why you’re single.

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Or you become suspicious when somebody compliments you.

So next time you rage over the “I am fire. I am death” scene,  see it more as a self reflection. You actually have a lot in common with this guy.

-Bryan

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